Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!

Kindly join us inside the haunted McFiler's Chehalis Theater, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons — where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Get your tickets while you can… we’re dying to see you.

📅 Date: Saturday, October 11th, 2025

🎟️ Tickets: GA $30 advance / $35 at the door

✨ Table Reservation (seats 4): +$150 (Separate GA ticket required for entry).

🚪Doors open @ 5:00pm

😂 Show starts @ 7:00pm

🪪 This is a 21+ event

📍 Venue: McFiler's Chehalis Theater

558 N Market Blvd., Chehalis, WA 98532

🪑This is a seated event but get here early to claim your seat location.

🖨️ No need to print your tickets if you don't want to. We can scan the QR code from your phone.

Event Menu:

https://www.mcfilerschehalistheater.com/menus

www.mcfilerschehalistheater.com

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. The Haunted Mansion® is a trademark and property of The Walt Disney Company.  This production is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with The Walt Disney Company, Disney Parks, Disney Enterprises, Inc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.